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The freaking “list”🥲
#it keeps going… but the motivation is lagging#also I know it looks like a stroke#just let me cook I swear it’ll make sense one day T-T
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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)
im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in
#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human#now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot#SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas#like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing#THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME#'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape#if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin#in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism#of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah#the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat#like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one#where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex#look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon#(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS#i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!
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ive been snickering at this for the past like five minutes it aint even that funny ..
[The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl Beats Up the Marvel Universe!]
#snap chats#its just mags' face and 'eugh' thats taking me out jvELAKJEKLJ#'snap what the hell is happening here. also why are you readin ga squirrel girl comic'#do not ask me i merely skimmed the comic to look for stuff. if i decide to read the full thing later ill let you know#at the very least i can vaguely surmise 'doreen' has gone around and beat up everyone and stole some of their gear#aside from that SPOILERS i finally started putting together that mags squirrel girl comp#the problem is i wanted graphics to show who's talking but im having a stroke trying to find a pic for magneto#cause i at least want the pic i use to be in a similar style to the pics i have for doreen and her friends#granted i am just using the key art for the podcast as their icons but still .. cant find any art of magneto derek charm's done#i HAVE a pic for mags but i wanna see if i can find any more i like my options#this is awful see whenever i start somethign i HAVE to finish it or it never gets done#eLKAJELKJ ANYWAY. bye
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mickey and i. he’s my best friend and i wish for us to be together forever. - ian
#alternative universe where they were childhood friends..? eheheh#found a random pic of noel with a friend#and i don’t even know if he was on set or he simply ‘looked like mickey’#but he was also younger and i thought aw imagine#if mickey and ian took those pics as kids#and here we go#ian is always the hardest to draw LOL#you can tell by the strokes on his lines#shameless#shameless us#cameron monaghan#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#noel fisher#gallavich#ian x mickey#mickey x ian#sketch
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No undo button, we die like the kings of hyrule
#they die a lot#ok small rant but do you know how hard it is for me to understand the undo button?#I carve eggs. EGGS.#my primary form of art for years has been on something that's very breakable- but also every stroke I make is completely irreversible#I can't erase a layer of eggshell I carved and I can't cover it up or like. add more eggshell on top of it fhcjdhxudjd#same with etching glass- I can't undo anything there#the closest I've gotten to an erase button before is carving rocks- which you can't take back a stroke but won't really be visible#unless it's really deep and intentional#and I can erase pencils if I sketch it out on an egg first#but other than that it's just. if I make a stroke in art in my mind it's there permanently because there's no going back#If my drill skids across an eggshell while I'm doing it I change the entire design to accommodate that and make the mark look intentional#so this undo button thing makes no sense to me!! If I make a mistake should I not just keep going??? and find ways to work around it#because that's what I have to do with eggs#Also there's layers- and doing layers in digital art is actually easy for me to grasp because I've carved emu eggs#(emu eggs have different tiny layers of colour I can carve through)#but the undo button can die by my blade#like the kings of hyrule to gavondoofies. yes.#personal#lol????
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next person who even jokingly says that rosemary’s lobotomy is what triggered the kennedy curse is getting their entire bloodline cursed
#for the record i don’t believe in the curse#sometimes life is horrific and filled with grief and there’s no supernatural element there#and ppl who say this are implying that the rest of the family deserved to suffer and die#like. besides the assassinations did kathleen deserve to die in a plane crash?#did john jr and carolyn deserve it to die in one too?#was jackie watching her husband’s brain explode just a consequence of something her father in law did?#im not defending the many awful things the kennedy family has done and been complicit in#but some of you are just malicious people#also joseph sr did not deserve his stroke#disability is not a punishment#anyways it’s clear that all some of you know about rosemary kennedy is that she was lobotomized and that’s where your research stops#she wanted to be a kindergarten teacher. she loved her family (especially her sister eunice)#she had desires and goals and dreams just like all the kennedys did#and if you look into any prominent american disabilities programs and orgs there’s a good chance the shriver branch is involved with them#they were the closest to rosemary out of any of the kennedy branches#rosemary is to american disability acceptance and activism what her brothers are to american politics#the best way to honor her is to love your disabled friends and family members unconditionally#liz informs you#rosemary kennedy#jfk#john f kennedy#bobby kennedy#rfk#kennedy family#nothing bad evah happens
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Late to the party as always 🫡 but happy Kagerou Day, everyone 🫡
#honestly don’t know what to tag this#but uh guess I’ll just go for it#kagerou project#kagepro#tateyama ayano#kisaragi shintaro#seto clears every character in the whole thing by the way#just figured you guys should know my stance on the matter#also summertime record makes me cry#pretty pleased with how quick and decently I can draw hands without reference now#I hardly ever use reference anyway#but now they actually look like hands#okay I’ll stop stroking my ego now bye
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In your Bingqiu Baby LOTR AU, Shen Hengxia takes after SQQ in liking cool beasts and delicious food, and Bingqiu's second kid takes after LBH in that he fell in love with someone older and nearly caused a war while courting them. I'd like to hear what happened with bingqiu son and his love story :D
Bingqiu's son (Luo Yu'en) fell in love with a widowed mortal princess during a diplomatic tour in the capital. The princess (Xia Yunqi) was first married at the age of 18, widowed shortly afterwards, and then pressured to remain at her in-laws' home in spite of the fact that her father (the emperor) would have welcomed her back, as she had no children with her husband. Her in-laws wanted to maintain the advantages they received by having a di princess (born to the empress, as opposed to one of the emperor's concubines) living in their household; but since Xia Yunqi recovered from her husband's death fairly quickly, her father-in-law confined her to an isolated courtyard and only allowed her to return to the palace during festival days in case she became interested in another suitor and tried to leave.
One of these visits happened to coincide with Cang Qiong's official visit to the palace, and Luo Yu'en caught sight of Xia Yunqi during the welcome banquet and fell in love on the spot.
Two days later, he baked a batch of Shen Qingqiu's favorite pastries and brought them to Xia Yunqi. She loved them, so Luo Yu'en asked to join her household as a pastry cook; and when she told him that her in-laws only allowed her to hire female servants, Yu'en told her that he would live as a woman for as long as she wished to keep him by his side. He ran away to Xia Yunqi's married home the next day and spent the next two years disguised as a female cook in her courtyard; but they began an affair very shortly after he joined her household, and were forced to flee for Cang Qiong when Xia Yunqi's mother-in-law discovered that Yunqi was pregnant. After they ran away, the mother-in-law also discovered that the "pretty kitchen-maid" who made Xia Yunqi's favorite cherry-blossom cakes was actually the part-demon son of the cultivators who visited the capital some years earlier, which led to:
the in-laws accusing the emperor of colluding with the demon realm in order to make an illegitimate marriage alliance with Cang Qiong
the emperor severely punishing the in-laws' household, which led to both families' respective supporters nearly resorting to civil war
both families demanding answers from Cang Qiong (after the emperor and Yunqi's father-in-law calmed down)
Tianlang-jun misunderstanding that the emperor intended to go to war with Cang Qiong and reacting accordingly
the emperor believing that Cang Qiong was colluding with the demon realm in order to trap him, and (again) reacting accordingly.
Everything was resolved when Yu'en and Yunqi actually made it to Cang Qiong, but YQY and SQQ barely kept open war from breaking out while they waited for the couple to show up. Dx
#asks#svsss#may she be a light to you in dark places#luo yu'en is luo binghe in miniature except about 500x more feral#lbh: i will live in shizun's house and take care of him and anticipate his every need!#luo yu'en: i will remake myself in your image so that the world lets us be together and leave behind everything I know to serve you#i am everything your family fears and I will take every liberty I can under their very noses#also yes i know im 17 and ur 27 but you should just ignore that. trust me.#you should also ignore the fact that MY family got the equivalent of a letter saying I was selling myself to one direction#and then just heard nothing more of me. for two years.#until your dad showed up at their doorstep with a literal army#:)#what is probably the wildest thing about all this#is that yu'en is nearly identical to sqq#hengxia is the one that looks like lbh#and binghe-level romeo antics from a kid that is a carbon copy of sqq#would be enough to give cqm a collective stroke tbh
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I keep forgetting to be active here whoops....anyways it's Gorillaz Phase 1 OMG!!!!
OMFG I JSUT RELIZED THAT I DREW THE THUMB FACIND THE WROGN DIRECTION 💀💀💀
#I love 2d noodle and murdoc sm omg (sorry russel)#especially murdoc and 2d cause why are they kinda.../hj#I literally just discovered this band a week ago yet I want to go to all their concerts and buy all their merch and dvds#was gonna draw them all in a group photo but then i didn't know what the background would be so then I drew murdoc#but then I hated how I drew murdoc so I started drawing noodle#I tried experimenting a bit and used a watercolor brush for the background and for a bit of shading on noodle#also I did a thingy with her hair where I drew individual strokes of her hair cause it's really fun to do trad.#her hair ended up looking like omori hair 💀 (I still need to get into omori ngl but I'm terrible with horror)#I'm sorry if I butchered russel I cannot draw other body types at all#also drew with a crunchy pixel brush this time which it rare!#been in an art slump again so I think my art looks the same next to each other :(#anyways I need to stop yapping!!!! actual tags now#gorillaz#clip studio paint#digital art#fanart#my art#art#doodles#gorillaz phase 1#gorillaz noodle#gorillaz fanart#gorillaz fandom#woowowowo
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#(o ᵔ▽ᵔ)o I REALLY like the headcanon that the card is his natural hair color but he dyes his hair to blend in for missions.#I know in one ending slide for a female courier he actually matches the card.#However I tend to just stick with imagining him looking like his in game model BUT IT'S HARD TO DECIDE!!!#So I wanted to hear other people's opinions.#I've been thinking about my Courier Six interacting with other characters.#Her dynamic with Vulpes Inculta is VERY fun to imagine since she has REALLY bad facial blindness with ONLY him ꉂ (˃̶᷄‧̫ॢ ˂̶᷅๑ ).#Which was based off my own experience when playing:#I didn't realize it was him in The Strip until he spoke and that he was standing next to Ceaser 💀#So I picture before becoming villainized by the Legion they'd bump into each other a few times during his missions.#(¬‿¬ ) Also that Ceaser would send Vulpes to receive updates about Courier Six's progress on killing Mr. House.#Which she is NOT going to do but is lying to the Legion that she is.#My Courier Six NEVER recognizes it's Vulpes unless he says something.#Which I think bothers him but also strokes his ego a little that he's such a great Frumentarii.#It's like Dr. Doofenshmirtz with Perry the Platypus. If Vulpes isn't wear the Dog Head she can't recognize him.#Fallout New Vegas#Vulpes Inculta#Polls
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There is a very exquisite agony in playing a game you love so so so so so much, and realizing that one of the other players is trying to play a totally different game than you.
#hush frenchy#we went to the coffin shop today in vallaki#and our rogue triggered combat SIMPLY because he didn't want to leave the house without looting every single room#to clarify: WE HAD ACHIEVED OUR OBJECTIVE#we literally just needed to get out#but the rogue's player was like cmoooon its no fun to leave without looting everything we can get our hands on#now everything we're doing has gone to absolute shit#and to clarify: its going to be very interesting!!#and I feel like I would've been just fine with the result#IF it had been for any other reason besides that this one player seems to think that we're in a video game#like if there had been some kind of character motivation? or genuine concern that we were missing a piece of something we were looking for?#totally fine!! love that in fact!!#but just stealing shit because 'you're the rogue' feels... idk.#it just feels like it's a totally different game than the rest of us are playing#and now we ALL have to deal with the consequences#i just. urgh. i do not know what to do#i am gonna talk to the dm and see if she noticed the same thing as me#and try to brainstorm we the players can do to impart a sense of balance for people with different play styles#but i just feel like despite repeated efforts by the dm to be like hey this is a game for exploration and character engagement#the player is just ignoring that and doing Whatever He Feels Like#ANYWAY SORRY RANT OVER#I'm just really in love with this game and having one really thorny part is just HNG#positive note: the wizard whipped out alter self and thought he was the coolest guy in the whole world#despite repeatedly missing in combat#it was very cute and i wish Wyn wasn't absolutely certain that she was about to die#because she would absolutely stroke his ego about it simply to see him preen#the fighter was also very sweet and keeps working so hard to protect wyn#and since I'm a fighter in my other game i know where to put myself to make it easier for him so there's a lot of synergy#IT'S JUST VERY CUTE AND NICE AND GOOD. I LOVE THEM BOTH A LOT
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Gear 5 luffy's laugh is so contagious I just hear the drums and go insane how does this work. What did he do to me
#i still cant believe how much this new opening theme goes off.... DREAM SAVE ALL OF US 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥💥#wait a second. the robot attacked 200 years ago. the void century was 800 years ago no????? what#oh see it was made 900 years ago.... but why did it attack 200 years ago then.... what happened#it is still so funny how they made evegapunk einstein but with some cunty long legs#200 years ago they gave rights to the gyojin!!! i see i see ✍️✍️also i still wonder why law and kuma have similar hat and pants designs#like there is NO WAY that much similarity isnt done on purpose. NO FUCKING WAY!!! I NEED ANSWERS!!!#are they annihliating cp ships akdhakskd yeah vegapunk letsgo#also the opening song is about dreams and the end one is about luffy reaching shanks...... havent got a clue why but there it is#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1098#also is lucci named lucci bc it kinda sounds like luffy. SERAPHIM KUMA HAS HIS DEVIL FRUIT???? vegapunk could only make zoan fruits????#also wdym when cp0 acts it means its some historic event. lucci is like 25. where are the experienced people here#sentomaru works for vegapunk??? maybe i forgor about this tbh also do theu have a doffy seraphim??? the fact they have animal names....#stussy letting kaku get hurt akdhsjsn oh atlas has lamb ears..... and lucci said she is is prey... no..... the foresahdowing :(#lucci you fucked up she just gave luffy food... that a death sentence look what happened to kaido#episode 1099#<- oh my god btw. god. jesus.#why is akainu telling the cp0 what to do or thinks he can do that... thats the world gov... also thinkng about how garp should fight him#and not luffy.... because of ace you know... i still wonder how did sengoku know who ace's father was... there is only one man who knew....#everyone trying to stop them from fighting ajdhsksjks two rabid dogs fr#LUFFY TAKING OFF HIS JACKET WHEN LUCCI ASKS FOR HIS WANTED SIGN!!!! GO OFF KING!!!! SLAY!!! THE CREW SAW HIM!!! FINALLY!!!#i have been smiling since he started the transformation this is so sick...... i have got a case of the luffy brain#zoan fruits steal the personality of the user when they awaken ✍️✍️ luffy???? nami being the only one who saw gear 5 <3 twins manifesto#robin being so shook about luffy being a god ajdbjansk wdym devil fruits exist because people wish for them. fairy magic real????#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE FROM ALTERNATE REALITIES WHERE SOMEONE DREAMT ABOUT THEM??? DOES HE TRAVEL THRU REALITIES FOR THEM???#jinbe has been making this face 😧 every episode three times it is amazing ajdhaksnsk poor man... now he sees a kid angel version of himself#after seeing hia captain turn into a god... he is gonna get a stroke OMG SENTOMARU WE JUST GOT YOU BACK#episode 1100#<- CRAZY. INSANE. OH GOD. ONLY 12 LEFT. THATS A WEEKEND!!! I CANT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So, I’ve been thinking about it; Marinette had only ever said she’d wanted three kids (Emma, Hugo, and Louis) but LadyNoir have four kids in the Jubilation episode.
I headcanon that Marinette was fine with the three but Adrien really wanted another one as he’d hadn’t had a loving family in a long time and then he had gotten the chance to have even more family.
Also, he’d be able to name the fourth kid ‘cause otherwise that wouldn’t be fair, and Marinette would want him to name #4.
I’d had an idea of what that kid could be named before and this post-
-reminded me of it;
I think if #4 is a girl, they could name her Felina. It’d be both a play on words on “feline”, based on Adrien being Cat Noir, and a way to name her after Felix. Plus, I just looked it up at this site and…
It’s just perfect 😊😄.
#the fact the name means ‘wealthy’ ‘successful’ and ‘lucky’ AND also means ‘cat-like’ was the icing on the cake#I had been working with this idea for awhile but never looked it up until now#so this was a great stroke of fortune lol#I honestly didn’t expect it to fit that well#actually-I’d never really heard of the name before and thought I was making up a name#I may be dumb I know lol#miraculousladybug#miraculous#that-one-fandom-girl#miraculous ladybug#Adrien agreste#marinette dupain cheng#ladybug#cat noir#chat noir#LadyNoir#ml S5#ml jubilation episode#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir#Felix fathom#felix graham de vanily
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I cant not cry at art museum
#talkys#both in the sense of wow ppl have always and will always Make and also god i wonder how many ppl have walked where im walking !#tearing up at 200 yr old painting like u are gone now but im here isnt that crazy.#like i cant ever know which brush stroke was your first or last but i can stand here and look and think abt it and cry
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I had a sneaking suspicion already but Hobie Brown Spiderpunk really highlights how many of you people looooove the punk aesthetic and calling yourself and things 'punk' but either can't stand by or know absolutely nothing about the music or the ideology
#spitblaze says things#im not gonna say im the most knowledgeable person abt punk rock#i listen to some. not a ton. but i know what i like#i am also aware of the broad strokes of punk ideology. anarchism and nonconformity and violent rebellion#but like. i think some of u are either 14 or only here for the Aesthetics of punk#either way i implore you to take a look at punk culture thats deeper than surface level its fascinating and cool as hell#if ur an adult tho im saying that with more urgency bc i really want u to stop saying 'hobie brown listens to lin-manuel miranda'
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woke up at 4am feeling the weight of my life crushing me, so I’ve been sitting out in my car for the last couple of hours because I just need. to. be. somewhere else.
#tumblr ate something like this but I think I deserve to shout uselessly into the void#shits rough dawg#I know it’s rough for everyone. I feel shitty even talking about myself. still… compelled to vent… big butts#haven’t really been on here much since it hasn’t really scratched that itch lately & just makes me feel lonelier#it’s cold#saw the Jazzercise studio open across the street. 5am for Jazzercise? wow. early.#and then everyone left an hour and a half later. lights out. everybody gone. weird schedule. I am perplexed.#went down the road and got a soda and I’ve been sitting in my driveway contemplating for the last 2.5 hours#guy at the gas station tried to talk to me but I just half assed a smile and nod and left#even though I know I’d love to just… talk to someone. I suppose it has to be ‘on my terms’ whatever those are#I miss having a therapist. or even just when my little brothers would talk to me. when anyone would. blegh#my insurance is still a mess and I’m about to run out of one of my blood pressure meds this week#maybe I’ll have a stroke. scary to think about. I think about dying a lot but that potential feels too real. just… pop! and I’m done.#I’ll try today to finally push to straighten it out but everything feels daunting#woke up with so much anxiety. about my health. my hearing. no money. my life. had to get out of the house even if it’s just right outside#hate to say it but I need(want) thc. haven’t wanted to spend money on it but I could have really used it this morning#can’t be sad if you can’t feel anything (jokingly but also not. whichever is less sad sounding)#actually treated myself to Dune 2 last week and it was so so good. wish I could go again. but it’s drugs food or movie right now. so…#I know. dumb priority but BIG SCREEN. maybe it’ll hit theaters again for the next awards season hopefully. just a real nice loud experience#anyway… I should go inside. almost 7am. need to take my brothers to school then drive my mom to her daily appointments#I’ve felt so hollow and angry and sad for so long it feels like. I feels so weak and sad and I’m tired of it. I’m so tired.#I’ve been eating about 1 meal a day and sleeping a lot. this is the worst my body has ever been. I feel like I’m just waiting to die.#is this relatable?#just have to look past it. it is nothing. this body is nothing. just enjoy your soda.#gonna look at pictures of butts now#ok gotta go I love you goodbye forever#you can ignore this#text
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